Text conversation this morning between the hubs and myself (he’s working as usual):
Him @ 9:49 AM: How’s the kid?
Me @ 10:19 AM: Short term memory issues. Eating dog food, I get down and give stern NO, he crawls away. 1 minute later, I can hear him back at it. Got pissed when I fished in his mouth for food. Then been doing other crap repeatedly, so we had a come-to-Jesus meeting. He cried. A lot. And then we had to sit there and hug it out.
Him @ 10:20 AM: Lol ur funny
It’s just another day in our slightly off-kilter family unit.